I hate Halloween, because every year my human buys me a stupid costume and tries to put the stupid costume on me.

This year my human bought a Hot Dog costume. Classic! It's funny, because I’m named after a Japanese street food called gyoza (dumpling) and now I’m expected to parade around looking like a bit of American soul food. Goodness only knows what she's got in mind for me as a Christmas jumper...!

This stupid costume is tight and annoying but somehow I can’t resist a wee chew. However, I suddenly get loads of attention and the other humans keep giving me snacks! Hmmmm, I really hate wearing it but if I wear a costume and I can get tasty snacks… A dog’s life is such a struggle, don'tcha agree?!